Today’s post is a writing challenge. This is how it works: participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post. All words must be used at least once and all the posts will be unique as each writer has received their own set of words. That’s the challenge, here’s a fun twist; no one who’s participating knows who got their words and in what direction the writer will take them. Until now.
My words are:
Office ~ great ~ pillows ~ cat ~ hat
They were submitted by: http://www.southernbellecharm.com
At the end of this post you’ll find links to the other blogs featuring this challenge. Check them all out, see what words they got and how they used them.
If you’ve been following my blog at all then you know that we recently decided to homeschool our son. We’ve only been doing it since
feels like forever January and it’s definitely taken some getting used to on both our parts. I would definitely say it’s been very positive and I’ve seen so much growth in him already. I just miss my free time. A little. Or maybe a lottle.
I wouldn’t trade this time for anything. We’ve definitely bonded over this experience and I’m proud to be such a positive influence in my son’s daily learning environment. The confidence he’s exhibited in his abilities and the leaps and bounds he’s growing both emotionally and mentally just can’t be measured, but…
I am never alone. NEVER. Like ever.
And we downsized so now there is even less space for me to never be alone in. Sometimes, if I’m being honest, it’s a little claustrophobic. I long for the days when I could walk around the house stark naked eating ice-cream and watching soap operas with absolutely no one around to judge me. Not that any of those things actually happened…that you can prove anyway…but you get my point. I knew that sacrifices would be made, and apparently spontaneous nudity and ice-cream bingeing are the proverbial lambs in this scenario. Anyway, this blog isn’t about my nudity (thank goodness!), it’s about using words in a sentence or a collection of sentences that form, in this case, a blog post. Words I don’t get to choose. Much like my son’s weekly spelling assignments in which he has to make sentences out of a few of his spelling words. This has got to be the worst segue ever but I really struggled with how I was going to use these words, and then this week my son had a spelling assignment and suddenly I knew exactly how I was going to use the words I’d been given!
In his “brick and mortar” school (I’m so down with the home-school lingo), my little man HATED writing. And reading. And math. Ok pretty much everything but recess and lunch. Now, one of his favorite assignments are turning his spelling words into a paragraphical work of art (his words). He is supposed to write individual sentences for each word choice, but he’s taken liberties with this assignment and turned his spelling words into a mini 1 to 4 sentence story paragraph. I let him go with it, because he’s never been this creative when it comes to writing. He loves to read to me what he comes up with and it’s fun to see him excited about writing and spelling.
In this weeks assignment the words were: trustworthy, desert, competition, dessert, qualify and flame.
“The trustworthy kids were in the desert in a competition for dessert but you had to qualify by putting your foot in a flame!”
I mean genius right?!?!
Ok, here’s another!
The words were: handsome, accountant, minimum, adjectives, blindfold and gentleman
“Once on a dark cold winter day, there was a very handsome gentleman named Lazy Larry. Lazy Larry was an accountant making minimum wage, even though he also studies the art of amazing, awesome adjectives and before he sleeps each night he puts on a blindfold and that is the end of the story of Lazy Larry.”
And my personal favorite!
The words were: muscle, muscular, customary, quest, principal and principle (spelling danger words (homographs) are so fun!)
“Once there was a very muscular man and even his muscles had muscle and his name was Man, which was customary back then. He lived in a cave. He was a caveman on a quest to be the best caveman with the principle to never hurt anyone, either large or small. Unfortunately, Man served a principal named Guy, also customary. Guy was mean, but Man got to leave on this amazing adventure and was never seen again because there was a meteor. The end.”
I asked for his help on my words and he respectfully declined. Apparently, he’s done HIS work for the day and he can’t be responsible for MY work and I shouldn’t have procrastinated. It really sucks when your kids use your own words against you.
So, in the spirit of channeling my inner 5th grade boy, I present to you my most magnificent paragraphical work of USE MY WORDS art!
My words again are: Office ~ great ~ pillows ~ cat ~ hat
“In the office of the land’s great seat of power sits a cat, on a stack of pillows because he’s a cat and otherwise wouldn’t be able to see over the desk without it, wearing a hat so tall they had to build a special skylight above the desk to accommodate it’s great size which is fitting for the cat’s great responsibility in the office of the land’s great seat of power.”
Clearly, my son comes by his gifts naturally. So I read my work of genius to him and I got…silence. Nothing but silence. Then he says, maybe I should help you. And pats me gently on the back, shaking his head sadly.
He tells me to sit and he’ll show me how it’s done…
Here is his contribution:
“The amazing office with the great pillows had a grand cat but an odd cat. This cat was wearing a hat and this cat was called the cat with the hat.”
I mean… There is a very clear winner here. Right?
Dr. Seuss either of us are not. Obviously.
But I still think we both make the grade and the best part of my day is when we get to be silly like this and laugh with each other. Way better than spontaneous nudity and alone time is overrated. I’ll cherish these moments forever and ever. Amen.
(maybe I can join a senior retirement nudist camp in my twilight years…so there’s that)
Links to the other “Use Your Words” posts:
Baking In A Tornado http://www.bakinginatornado.com
Spatulas on Parade http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/
The Diary of an Alzheimer’s Caregiver http://www.thediaryofanalzheimerscaregiver.com/blog.html
Sparkly Poetic Weirdo http://sparklyjenn.blogspot.com/
On the Border http://dlt-lifeontheranch.blogspot.com/
Bookworm in the Kitchen http://www.bookwormkitchen.com/
The Bergham Chronicles http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com
Simply Shannon http://shannonbutler.org
Southern Belle Charm http://www.southernbellecharm.com
The Angrivated Mom http://www.angrivatedmom.wordpress.com/
Not That Sarah Michelle http://notthatsarahmichelle.blogspot.com