Because It’s Christmas And All….

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It’s taken me a week to finish this little ode to Christmas.  After you read it, you’ll be thinking…”really?  a week?”  Give me a break, it’s been a hectic week and this lyrics writing is hard!  I probably shouldn’t quit my day job.  The words in parenthesis are my backup singers.  Because…hello, backup singers.  You should be thanking your lucky stars I didn’t vlog myself singing this little ditty.  You’re welcome.  So, dear Adam Levine, if you get me nothing else (although I think this list is quite reasonable), you could just follow me on twitter.  For one day?  Pretty please?  Desperate and begging is not my best look, put me out of my misery!  Eventually, I might give up and then just think how lonely and desolate your twitter feed will feel.  I’m not saying I’m the funniest human being on the planet, but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn and sometimes I break off some pretty damn funny stuff.  So, come on!  Follow me 🙂

On the first day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

A ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the second day of Christmas

Adam Levine give send to me

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the third day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the fourth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the fifth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the sixth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the seventh day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the eighth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

8 PA’s a-working (personal assistants)

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the ninth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

9 minutes of Magic Mike-like prancing (naked)

8 PA’s a-working (personal assistants)

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the tenth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

10 carat diamonds twinkling (cushion cut)

9 minutes of Magic Mike-like prancing (naked)

8 PA’s a-working (personal assistants)

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the eleventh day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

11 days surf and turfing (in Hawaii)

10 carat diamonds twinkling (cushion cut)

9 minutes of Magic Mike-like prancing (naked)

8 PA’s a-working (personal assistants)

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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On the twelfth day of Christmas

Adam Levine should give to me

12 decades of loving (or until I die)

11 days surf and turfing (in Hawaii)

10 carat diamonds twinkling (cushion cut)

9 minutes of Magic Mike-like prancing (naked)

8 PA’s a-working (personal assistants)

7 days of island sunbathing (naked)

6 tweets a sexting (R rated only)

5 smoldering pictures (naked)

4 little words (following you on twitter)

3 shots of gin (or vodka)

2 backstage passes (all access please)

And a ticket to his concert for free (for me)

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